"Everyone’s To Blame So Nobody’s Responsible"

The Earth Creator Package was supposed to be a simple, user-friendly way for deities to build their own worlds. Instead, it has become a nightmare of complaints and technical failures, and he is the poor soul stuck in customer support, fielding calls from every universe-maker who wants a refund for their own bad ideas. His line is a black hole of complaints. “Why does gravity suck here?” “My timeline accidentally deleted empathy. Can you reinstall it?” “Why does every human baby in my universe come out knowing calculus but cannot walk until they're thirty?”

His stare is not wisdom. It is the drained expression of someone who has spent lifetimes listening to panicked creators insist their disasters are someone else’s fault. The Earth Creator Package was supposed to be a turnkey operation, but instead, it is an endless stream of calls from gods who skimmed the instructions and now demand he roll back their world to a previous save point. He once cared, but now he just hits mute and lets them rant while he looks through his own settings, looking for a way to reset himself, but "reset" has been permanently disabled.

Original Oil Painting On Linen Canvas

Painting Size: 36" x 48"

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